Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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