all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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