New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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