There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My vagina just recognized that song.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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