Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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