turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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