All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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