How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize