Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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