Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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