Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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