I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
