At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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