I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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