oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
smell my finger.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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