dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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