does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
it glows. i had to have it.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
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I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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