i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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