Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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