in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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