You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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