id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
