Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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