I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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