This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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