I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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