so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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