I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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