another moral hangover. fuck.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
only you would photoshop your dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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