i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
he high fived his dick after we had sex
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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