You're so nebulous sometimes
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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