if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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