I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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