Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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