this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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