I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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