You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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