Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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