Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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