They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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