I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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