btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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