Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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