how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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