Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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