Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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