wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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