I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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