Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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