Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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