Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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