My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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