if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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