I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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