You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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